''After 70 years of dominance ...'' Johnson began.
If this were one of his Hollywood movies, that line would have ended up on the cutting room floor — because the Cavaliers did all the dominating on this night.
Even after those high-energy pregame festivities, the crowd was silent midway through the first quarter.
Virginia needed seven plays to march 96 yards on its first possession, with Sewell going 3-for-3 for 64 yards on the drive — capped by a 29-yard pass to Maurice Covington for a 7-0 lead. Covington caught a short pass over the middle, cut back and darted past Willie Cooper into the end zone.
It was just the start.
Miami had a potentially game-tying fumble return by Colin McCarthy erased by an offsides call late in the first quarter, and things snowballed from there.
A blocked punt later in the quarter led to Keith Payne's 5-yard run that made it 14-0, and the lead grew to 17-0 after the Cavaliers took advantage of a play that might epitomize Miami's season. Wright threw toward Lance Leggett, who had the ball bounce off his body and into the hands of Virginia safety Byron Glaspy, the Cavaliers' third interception in the first 16:02.
Sewell and Simpson scored on 1-yard runs later in the half, and it was 31-0 at intermission, leading to an awkward halftime show honoring past players.
That 20-minute ceremony honoring past 'Canes greats was punctuated by a rendition of Queen's stadium anthem ''We are the champions.''
Whoops.
Simpson scored again on the first possession of the second half to make it 38-0, and the crowd of 62,106 began noticeably thinning out, saying goodbyes a bit ahead of schedule.
This was essentially a meaningless game for Virginia, whose ACC fate will be decided in two weeks on its home field. Virginia Tech visits Charlottesville on Nov. 24, with the winner set to represent the Coastal Division in the league championship game at Jacksonville one week later.
The Cavaliers surely didn't play like it meant nothing.
Virginia had five straight possessions in the first half start in Hurricanes' territory, and the Cavaliers' defense didn't allow any Miami drive to extend past six plays until the midpoint of the third quarter.
By the end, only one bright spot remained: University officials made a public plea in the days before the game, asking fans not to rush the field in hopes of collecting some souvenir turf, and enlisted the help of 300 Miami police officers to maintain order.
No one tried it as the clock ran out — although a few fans did throw empty bottles toward players as they trotted off the field for the last time. Of course, most everyone was gone by then, not around to see an 85-yard ''Thanks for the Memories'' banner get unfurled on the field as white confetti shot into the sky.